1396:2005-09-16 08:05:17
В США провели конкурс на самое замечательное животное. Из соображений политкорректности победила зебра.
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1394:2005-09-16 00:17:57
Разговор Буша и Его секретаря. Читать вслух %)


George: Condi! N i ce to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China .
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China .
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China ?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China .
Condi: Hu.
George: The main man in China !
Condi: Hu is leading China
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you, Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China ?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you, or will you not, tell me the name of the new leader of China ?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he's dead in the Middle East .
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China ?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China ?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China . Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East ! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars.
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1392:2005-09-15 20:01:27
5:40:40: Коллега общался тут по аське с дизайнером из Питера. После того, как он пересказал часть беседы, работа в офисе встала на неопределенное время. Идиотский смех до сих пор раздается то с одного, то с другого рабочего места. Вобщем, вот, насладитесь.


15:21:05 designer wrote:
сейчас сделаем

15:21:17 gs wrote:
ага, присылайте тогда

15:22:17 designer wrote:
может перейдем на "ТЫ", а то как-то дискомфортно :)

15:22:23 gs wrote:
да запросто )

15:22:27 designer wrote:
супер
15:22:46 designer wrote:
ты конина
15:22:50 designer wrote:
блядская
15:22:55 designer wrote:
упс
15:22:57 designer wrote:
сорри
15:23:00 designer wrote:
окошечком
15:23:01 designer wrote:
ошибся

15:23:05 gs wrote:
эээээ ))))))

15:23:08 designer wrote:
Андрей
15:23:10 designer wrote:
сорри
15:23:16 designer wrote:
честно не тебе

15:23:17 gs wrote:
я подумал это стремительное продолжение перехода с вы на ты ))

15:23:24 designer wrote:
мда
15:23:28 designer wrote:
второй раз в жизни так попадаю

15:23:36 gs wrote:
да ладно, ничо ))

15:23:39 designer wrote:
у нас с коллегой деловое общение
15:23:46 designer wrote:
он не успевает по срокам :)

15:23:47 gs wrote:
догадываюсь ))


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