2417:2005-11-28 15:14:12
- А ты кто по профессии?
- Врач-педофил.
- Ты имеешь в виду "педиатр"?
- И это тоже...
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2420:2005-11-29 00:01:48
Внук спрашивает у деда:
-Дед, раскажи как ты с немцами воевал?
Дед:
-Нууу, значит так... сижу я в кустах...
Внук: (перебивает)
-Немецкий патруль ждёшь?
Дед:
-Нууууу... одно другому не мешает....
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2409:2005-11-27 17:40:58
Знакомые американы так шутят :))

After numerous rounds of "We don't know if Osama is still alive?", Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game. Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a single line of coded message 370HSSV-0773H Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condi Rice. Condi and her aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to the NSA. With no clue as to its meaning they eventually asked Britain's MI-6 for help. Within a minute MI-6 cabled the White House with this reply: "Tell the President he's holding the
message upside down!"
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