1573:2005-09-26 19:42:51
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway.
Nothing is moving.
Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened?"
"Terrorists kidnapped President Bush and are asking for a $$10 million ransom, otherwise they are going to douse him with gasoline and set him on fire. We are going from car to car to take up a collection."
The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving on average?"
"About a gallon."
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"When asked for his opinion on Roe vs. Wade, Bush replied: 'It doesn't matter how they do it, as long as people get out of New Orleans!'"
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1581:2005-09-27 08:11:18
Глядя на то, как одни накапливают добро, другие начинают копить зло.
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1584:2005-09-27 14:51:59
Богу самому интересно, чем всё это кончится…
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