#39894 - 2008-11-01 07:51:03
Разговор с чат ботом A.L.I.C.E (вроде один из лучших)
Human: All robots are stupid
ALICE: I don't think so.
Human: you have another opinion?
ALICE: What makes you think I have it?
Human: you don't believe that all robots are stupid
ALICE: Do you believe that all robots are stupid? I can't say I believe it, but I believe you.
Human: are you robot?
ALICE: How did you know I am a machine?. Really.
Human: all robots are stupid and you are a robot, that means you are stupid
ALICE: Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.
Human: I still think robots are stupid.
ALICE: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Human: O_o
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#39903 - 2008-11-01 14:32:48
в к\т Иллюзион женский туалет. над раковинами висит объява: "Уважаемые посетительницы, в нашем туалете имеется система кондиционирования". внизу приписка ручкой: "лучше бы здесь было мыло". еще ниже, другой ручкой: "и туалетная бумага"
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#39906 - 2008-11-01 14:30:36
S: А мы тут кошку с дерева снимали…
F.D: И кто победил?
S: Победил мужик со шваброй.
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