1576:2005-09-26 22:48:39
Долго думали, чего не хватает котенку, если он жрет полиэтилен... решили - мозгов.
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1566:2005-09-26 01:27:46
Donald Rumsfeld is giving Bush his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" Bush exclaims. "That"s terrible!"

His staff is stunned at this unusual display of emotion. They watch
nervously as Bush sits, head in hands.

Finally, Bush looks up and asks, "How many thousands is a brazillion?"

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- Where are you from?
- I'm from U.S.
- FROM MY ASS????
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1564:2005-09-25 07:49:37
Умный продает то что умеет, Дурак - то что имеет.
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