1566:2005-09-26 01:27:46
Donald Rumsfeld is giving Bush his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" Bush exclaims. "That"s terrible!"

His staff is stunned at this unusual display of emotion. They watch
nervously as Bush sits, head in hands.

Finally, Bush looks up and asks, "How many thousands is a brazillion?"

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- Where are you from?
- I'm from U.S.
- FROM MY ASS????
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1565:2005-09-25 19:20:06
Врач-пациенту:
-Курите?
-ДА!
-Пьете?
-ДА!
-Ну так чего же вы хотите после этого?
-Бабу!
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1564:2005-09-25 07:49:37
Умный продает то что умеет, Дурак - то что имеет.
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