1566:2005-09-26 01:27:46
Donald Rumsfeld is giving Bush his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" Bush exclaims. "That"s terrible!"
His staff is stunned at this unusual display of emotion. They watch
nervously as Bush sits, head in hands.
Finally, Bush looks up and asks, "How many thousands is a brazillion?"
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- Where are you from?
- I'm from U.S.
- FROM MY ASS????
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1573:2005-09-26 19:42:51
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway.
Nothing is moving.
Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened?"
"Terrorists kidnapped President Bush and are asking for a $$10 million ransom, otherwise they are going to douse him with gasoline and set him on fire. We are going from car to car to take up a collection."
The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving on average?"
"About a gallon."
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"When asked for his opinion on Roe vs. Wade, Bush replied: 'It doesn't matter how they do it, as long as people get out of New Orleans!'"
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1570:2005-09-26 12:29:29
За красивую женскую грудь мы - обеими руками
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