1573:2005-09-26 19:42:51
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway.
Nothing is moving.
Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened?"
"Terrorists kidnapped President Bush and are asking for a $$10 million ransom, otherwise they are going to douse him with gasoline and set him on fire. We are going from car to car to take up a collection."
The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving on average?"
"About a gallon."

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"When asked for his opinion on Roe vs. Wade, Bush replied: 'It doesn't matter how they do it, as long as people get out of New Orleans!'"
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1585:2005-09-27 14:51:52
- Представляешь вцера играю в блэк джек ...
- Ну?
- И у дилера выпадает очко ...
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1576:2005-09-26 22:48:39
Долго думали, чего не хватает котенку, если он жрет полиэтилен... решили - мозгов.
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